I was back in my quarters, thinking of random casinoes when I suddenly realised something. I'm a pretty lucky fellow. I've survived Harold Camping's end times shtick twice and survived Y2K at a very young age. What was the reason I wondered? How could I have survived apocalypses of such epic porportions and come out without a scratch or scar? I looked up the apocalypse and end of the world predictions to find an answer. Damn. There were so little connections. All were about the destruction of society. All had a date on when they would occur. And all were supposed to be hellish.
Then after looking hard, I analysed the hell out of all the articles I could find on wikipedia about these subjects. There was the answer, right in front of me! None of them came true! Not a single one! They were all bulls#*% theories! I looked back and saw that the only theory of true merrit was the Y2K prediction! I feel good about myself, knowing I solved this 2 minute crisis. Now that that was out of the way I decided to move on to more important matters. What were they? Well you see.
Laters.
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