This is a particular story I've been building up to. It happened on October which was in 2011, a year that had two end of the world predictions and was all building up to 2012. It was all chaos and just weird. Those two words perfectly summed up this party I was at. I didn't know how I got there or why I was there, all I knew was that I was there. I was in a room that had a pool table, some pinball and arcade machines, a TV, a fridge, and snacks. I also remember it had pizza but that wasn't important. The important thing was that I saw Indianna Jones, a ninja, and honest to god Jason from the Friday the 13th movies playing pool!
I was shocked to say the least and I didn't know what to expect! My mind ripped to shreds as I saw Jason use his hatchet as a pool stick. The Ninja was quiet and very calm, Indianna was full of confidence, and Jason looked more pissed off than Godzilla when he was attacked by missiles. I just sat down on a leather couch and watched in awe. I remembered that Indianna was winning and that Jason was the worst offender of the group. Soon, after a couple of rounds I gained the courage and joined the group.
I was starting to relax as I saw that these characters were just playing pool. I foolishly thought that this was about the worst that it was about to get then I saw that there was a damn Terminator here! Damn right, an actual goddamn Terminator! Now...shit was real! I nearly pissed my pants and ultimately lost my concentration, resulting in my perfect win being tarnished. My god even some of his skin was torn off! I kept my cool and just keep playing pool while often looking at the Terminator. Of course due to my luck, I was spotted by the Terminator. I still kept my cool until the Terminator grabbed my shoulder and turned me to his face.
He demanded me to say why I was looking at him but I wouldn't crack. I was trying to act tough but we both knew I was about to break down. Then, to my undying gratitude, a fight had unleashed between Jason and the Ninja. The Terminator put me down to watch the fight as I just fell on the floor, relived to have survived. I then watched the fight and already knew who was going to win. While the Ninja was skilled and was great with a sword, Jason was strong and had the god-given ability to-you know- not freaking die!
I went to the fridge and got out a mountain dew, one of my favorite drinks. Soon, the Ninja gave up sinceh e had probably killed Jason too many times to give a shit. I went back to Indy and started playing pool again, to my horror however the Terminator had joined as well. I just played along, not giving in as the party was getting croweded. Soon, Indy had quit and went to a pinball machine as our match became more tense. Soon, after a long time I had finally won and raised my hands in the air because I didn't give a shit!
The Terminator just looked at me as I left the pool table to go to the arcade part. I started playing Pac-Man of all things, starting to realize I was the only human here! Remembering to stay calm I just kept playing, ignoring everyone else. I was out of quaters when I lost the game. I just reached into my pants pocket and pulled out a packet of Wonka nerds. I quickly ate the candy and went to the TV area. There, Alien was playing as I sat down and enjoyed the movie for what it was. This was where the memory ended, I don't know how I escaped but I did. And thank god there was nothing on me that wasn't there before.
I sat in my quarters, wondering why I was telling this and I got no answer. Clearly something wasn't giving me answers but why, I don't know.
Monday, March 19, 2012
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Survivor of an apocalypse and the end of the world twice.
I was back in my quarters, thinking of random casinoes when I suddenly realised something. I'm a pretty lucky fellow. I've survived Harold Camping's end times shtick twice and survived Y2K at a very young age. What was the reason I wondered? How could I have survived apocalypses of such epic porportions and come out without a scratch or scar? I looked up the apocalypse and end of the world predictions to find an answer. Damn. There were so little connections. All were about the destruction of society. All had a date on when they would occur. And all were supposed to be hellish.
Then after looking hard, I analysed the hell out of all the articles I could find on wikipedia about these subjects. There was the answer, right in front of me! None of them came true! Not a single one! They were all bulls#*% theories! I looked back and saw that the only theory of true merrit was the Y2K prediction! I feel good about myself, knowing I solved this 2 minute crisis. Now that that was out of the way I decided to move on to more important matters. What were they? Well you see.
Laters.
Then after looking hard, I analysed the hell out of all the articles I could find on wikipedia about these subjects. There was the answer, right in front of me! None of them came true! Not a single one! They were all bulls#*% theories! I looked back and saw that the only theory of true merrit was the Y2K prediction! I feel good about myself, knowing I solved this 2 minute crisis. Now that that was out of the way I decided to move on to more important matters. What were they? Well you see.
Laters.
The wrong idea of blogging.
Hmm, I sat in my quaters writing my blog when I read my earlier posts. Clearly I had the wrong idea in my mind. I was more of a new genration man who used the word epic for things like tacos and weird shit I found at Las Vegas. That wasn't the idea of blogging. That was just a mere afterthought. Even my first post in decades felt like it was trying to be my old self. But it was not to be. For I was a new man dammit! And as such I needed a completely new style, and I think I've found it. I'm not sure how long it'll last but it would do me wonders for a while.
That is all.
That is all.
Friday, March 16, 2012
New Style.
It's been a while since I've been a blogging. Almost a whole damn year. I decided to cut the tribute crap and blog what I'm supposed to blog. My boring as hell life!
For a couple of days I've been at my dad's parents place. They were as of now divorced, but yet they lived together. I didn't get that. I was always watching either Spongebob or my movies that I bought.
Being here made me think about possibly getting a grade in journalism. I thought it could be fun but then again I've always had ideas cloak my head. Besides I was more into writing stories anyway. Maybe I could add a narrative of some sort to my articles but my mind was too busy.
I thought about easing it with jazz music but couldn't find any music at all. I was hoping to but I couldn't. My first idea was to tell the time I was at that creepy party but I decided not to. It all started with-ok I'm getting off track. I just ate some ice cream a couple of hours ago so I was feeling ok.
I don't know if you people'll like my new style here but I don't care. So laters peoples.
For a couple of days I've been at my dad's parents place. They were as of now divorced, but yet they lived together. I didn't get that. I was always watching either Spongebob or my movies that I bought.
Being here made me think about possibly getting a grade in journalism. I thought it could be fun but then again I've always had ideas cloak my head. Besides I was more into writing stories anyway. Maybe I could add a narrative of some sort to my articles but my mind was too busy.
I thought about easing it with jazz music but couldn't find any music at all. I was hoping to but I couldn't. My first idea was to tell the time I was at that creepy party but I decided not to. It all started with-ok I'm getting off track. I just ate some ice cream a couple of hours ago so I was feeling ok.
I don't know if you people'll like my new style here but I don't care. So laters peoples.
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Issue 5 9/29/11.
Welcome to another edition of my adventures or moreso what I'm going to talk about today. Now be warned for this post contains harsh material kids may not be ready to see.
Let's talk about an EA game that has gotten so much popularity after it's release. The name of the game is called Dead Space it was released for the Xbox 360, PS3, and the PC and got great reviews from gaming critic around the globe. Now for those who think this would be an interesting game to play, be warned, that not only is this an M rated game, it is also one of the scariest videogames of this century.
For those who thought the T. Rex Maze Game was intimidating you wouldn't BELIEVE how hardcore Dead Space is. It has it all, blood, guts, weapons, monsters, viruses, mystery, and plot twists! You play as an engineer named Isaac Clark, who along with other allies investigate what happened to a rather abandoned ship. Even from the very first stage, it's scary, as things continue to jump out at you, and when they're not jumping at you, your constantly saying to yourself that there going to jump at you.
It's a mix of jump scares and atmosphere, many horror themes are present but unlike other horror media, all themes here WORK. While I haven't played the game myself I have seen many lets plays and even on my phone it's scary! Naturally, one would think, well all we have to do is just shoot the monsters. WRONG!
There is far more to it than that! You can't just shoot the monster and be done with it oh no! You must destroy certain limbs or a certain weak spot to kill it, plus you don't always have gun with you as I'm told.
Bottom line. Very Scary game, don't buy it, unless you have the guts to withstand the horror.
Let's talk about an EA game that has gotten so much popularity after it's release. The name of the game is called Dead Space it was released for the Xbox 360, PS3, and the PC and got great reviews from gaming critic around the globe. Now for those who think this would be an interesting game to play, be warned, that not only is this an M rated game, it is also one of the scariest videogames of this century.
For those who thought the T. Rex Maze Game was intimidating you wouldn't BELIEVE how hardcore Dead Space is. It has it all, blood, guts, weapons, monsters, viruses, mystery, and plot twists! You play as an engineer named Isaac Clark, who along with other allies investigate what happened to a rather abandoned ship. Even from the very first stage, it's scary, as things continue to jump out at you, and when they're not jumping at you, your constantly saying to yourself that there going to jump at you.
It's a mix of jump scares and atmosphere, many horror themes are present but unlike other horror media, all themes here WORK. While I haven't played the game myself I have seen many lets plays and even on my phone it's scary! Naturally, one would think, well all we have to do is just shoot the monsters. WRONG!
There is far more to it than that! You can't just shoot the monster and be done with it oh no! You must destroy certain limbs or a certain weak spot to kill it, plus you don't always have gun with you as I'm told.
Bottom line. Very Scary game, don't buy it, unless you have the guts to withstand the horror.
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Issue 4 9/14/11.
Today in a startling edition of my adventures we go to the far depths of many unknown perils and upredictability! Yes, all of this will be there without a single graphic! How is this posible you say? Simple, I am talking about Text Adventure Games! The first form of TP (Third Person) entertainment. Now many people think that graphics make the game.
Well back then, graphics weren't an option on the old computers so everything was plain text. Some consider this a down side, but all this possible! All you need is a big imagination to imagine the images, it's that simple. Well not really, you also must be prepared to spend some time on these games for a while, because basically, your barely given any clear direction as to where to go.
I'm serious, you have many options and places to go but you don't know which is the right way and which is a red herring. Yet that's the fun of it. Trying to figure out the game as fast as you can.
But take my word for it. Try it yourself, there are many websites dedicated to reviving text games. Here's one:
http://www.textadventures.co.uk/
Well that's all for now. Until next time!
Sincerely
The Maker of this blog.
Well back then, graphics weren't an option on the old computers so everything was plain text. Some consider this a down side, but all this possible! All you need is a big imagination to imagine the images, it's that simple. Well not really, you also must be prepared to spend some time on these games for a while, because basically, your barely given any clear direction as to where to go.
I'm serious, you have many options and places to go but you don't know which is the right way and which is a red herring. Yet that's the fun of it. Trying to figure out the game as fast as you can.
But take my word for it. Try it yourself, there are many websites dedicated to reviving text games. Here's one:
http://www.textadventures.co.uk/
Well that's all for now. Until next time!
Sincerely
The Maker of this blog.
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Issue 3 9/8/11
WOW. This is already my third post in the same day! That's a lot of post for a first timer I think. Anyway, right now I wanted to talk about a film called Super Mario Bros. For those who don't know let me ask you your first question. Yes, there was a movie based on Super Mario Bros, the game. It was released in May 1993 with a poor reception. However, it really doesn't deserve half of the bad reception it gets. For the film has a great interesting concept of the game that has never been thought of.
I personally think it's good as well. Is it the best videogame movie of all time? Well no. Though to be fair, that title isn't hard to get anyway. Yet, it's still a fun, cool looking reimagining of the games we all know and love. But there's more. In 2007, Ryan Hoss, also known as Phlibbit has made a website dedicated to the film and right now it is one of the most well informed fan sites of the movie as of date. Including many interviews and written scripts of the film.
Heres the link to the site for more info: http://www.smbmovie.com/
That is all for now. Until next time.
Sincerely
Parker Harmon.
I personally think it's good as well. Is it the best videogame movie of all time? Well no. Though to be fair, that title isn't hard to get anyway. Yet, it's still a fun, cool looking reimagining of the games we all know and love. But there's more. In 2007, Ryan Hoss, also known as Phlibbit has made a website dedicated to the film and right now it is one of the most well informed fan sites of the movie as of date. Including many interviews and written scripts of the film.
Heres the link to the site for more info: http://www.smbmovie.com/
That is all for now. Until next time.
Sincerely
Parker Harmon.
Issue 2 9/8/11.
Time for another edition of my adventures, moreso what I'm gonna talk about today.
I have watched yet again, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Arguably, one of the best comedies ever made. I simply loved every single thing about it. It is funny, fun, and plain ridiculous. There is almost never a dull moment in this film! It is mainly full of gags and physical humor. That's what I love the most. It has so much old physical humor from the old cartoons, it's amazing!
Actually now that I'm reading this, for some reason I imagine Stan Lee's voice when I'm reading this. O.o Whatever, I'm sure it'll wear off. Stay tuned for next time when I do more stuff. See ya then.
Sincerely
Parker Harmon.
I have watched yet again, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Arguably, one of the best comedies ever made. I simply loved every single thing about it. It is funny, fun, and plain ridiculous. There is almost never a dull moment in this film! It is mainly full of gags and physical humor. That's what I love the most. It has so much old physical humor from the old cartoons, it's amazing!
Actually now that I'm reading this, for some reason I imagine Stan Lee's voice when I'm reading this. O.o Whatever, I'm sure it'll wear off. Stay tuned for next time when I do more stuff. See ya then.
Sincerely
Parker Harmon.
Issue #1 9/8/11.
Welcome! Movie fans, comic fans, and gamers to my blog! This new blog was created by me to have fun with my life. In this new site you will find reviews of comics, movies, and games written by me and only me. You will also find subjects about my religion, my opinions about things and lots of humor! So prepare yourself, for I, Parker Harmon will now retire to do things later. Does that make sense? No?
Ok. Anyway, here I have one rule. Or a couple. One, don't be assholes, and don't be completely be rude to me. No one likes a troll you know. Also, most of the things are opinion based, and all opinions are equal. So don't take my opinion as fact. (Unless I say it's ok. :P) Also, Parents and Parent Groups beware! For this is my own lair. So my rules come into play. And only MY rules!
However, since it may bug you alot, I will warn you on certain posts for what contents the post contains. I also want you to know that I will not post explict adult themes or anything anti religious. For that would be taking it too far. So for now dear readers, farwell.
Sincerely
Parker Harmon.
Ok. Anyway, here I have one rule. Or a couple. One, don't be assholes, and don't be completely be rude to me. No one likes a troll you know. Also, most of the things are opinion based, and all opinions are equal. So don't take my opinion as fact. (Unless I say it's ok. :P) Also, Parents and Parent Groups beware! For this is my own lair. So my rules come into play. And only MY rules!
However, since it may bug you alot, I will warn you on certain posts for what contents the post contains. I also want you to know that I will not post explict adult themes or anything anti religious. For that would be taking it too far. So for now dear readers, farwell.
Sincerely
Parker Harmon.
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